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14 LDS Church Puns So Bad They're Actually Hilarious

Last week, we asked fans of our Facebook page to share their favorite LDS Church puns. From Knee-fights to lemonites and everywhere in between, these LDS Church puns are so bad--you might just call them puns of perdition--that you'll find yourself chuckling at how hilariously awful they are.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!

King Lamoni thought Ammon was a rather disarming fellow. 

It's no wonder none of the 2000 stripling warriors weren't hurt; they had Heal-a-man as their leader. 

What is a vampire's least favorite church meeting? Stake conference.

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From Mormon Link

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Josh Mayberry, Mormon Memes

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From Mormon Memes

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Other Fun Biblical Puns

Need an ark? I Noah guy. 

What did Noah say as he was loading creatures on to the ark? Now I herd everything.

Did you know that Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible - it says Noah looked out of the "ark ... an ... saw." 

How did Moses drink his tea? He-brews it.

Which woman in the Bible was smartest financially? Pharaohs daughter! She went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.


Do you know any more groan-worthy Church puns? Let us know your favorites in the comments!