If you’re not Mormon, forgive us for our quirks. Here are 24 common interactions Mormons have with, well, everyone that’s not Mormon — and it’s equally awkward for both sides involved.
1. Getting invited places only so you can be the designated driver.
2. Telling people about how big your family is.
No, those aren’t my cousins. Yes, all six of them are my siblings.
3. The obsession with Disney.
This can’t be healthy.
4. Having your non-Mormon friends set you up with the only other Mormon they know.
Sure, being Mormon is the only thing we have in common, but I’m sure we are a perfect fit.