That's why it shouldn't come as a surprise that BYU has, for the 13th year in a row now, been dubbed the nation's most stone-cold sober school by the Princeton Review.
The LDS-owned school's Honor Code prohibits anything with more bite than a Barq's Root Beer and more foam than a mug of hot chocolate. (However, the cookies-and-cream chocolate milk and BYU brownies can quickly become addicting.)
"Every year we feel pretty comfortable going into the rankings," BYU spokesman Todd Hollingshead said. "We're pleased to see we've come out on top. We're looking forward to next year and staying at the top."