1. Beloved, blessed to be called children by the grace of God and our desire to never have more than twenty dollars at any one time ever again,
2. Greetings and salutations, from thy mother, bleary-eyed and not very amused to be awakened at this most ungodly of hours,
3. For doth not the clock read twelve-forty-three? Yea, it doth.
4. And didst I not dispatch thee to thy beds a mere two hours ago? Yea, I didst.