So, "Star" gazers, do we pack away our bottles of spray tan, shelve our sequins and stop wondering what a fleckerl* is until next season because Donny came and did what he set out to do -- tie baby sis, Marie, for third place?
Or could Donny actually waltz away with a win?
Pull your fringed pants back on and grab your paddles because we are about to crack open the "Ultimate Strategizer's Dancing With the Stars Super-Guide, 2009 Edition," which suggests the answer to that question is an enthusiastic "yes."
He's got a pro, not a con
The Mormon entertainer is in capable hands when it comes to cheerful pro Kym Johnson (and her delightful Australian accent). Even though Kym has yet to dance a star into first place, she was runner-up with NSYNC refugee Joey Fatone in Season 4 and football star Warren Sapp in Season 7.