Everyone prattles on about some sort of "Zombie Apocalypse." I'm tired of zombies on TV and Facebook. I have seen very few instances where zombies are attacking and consuming people I know. Most of the zombies I am acquainted with are merely very, very tired parents. More often, I have been observing a different kind of invasion that is less dangerous, but much more real. A day rarely goes by that I don't see evidence of it either on Facebook, or stuck to my fridge. Maybe you have seen it too:
Our lovely daughters are being scooped up by hobos, and are somehow being coerced into marrying them. It is becoming a veritable epidemic.