The Repentant Sinner – Extreme Edition! (aka too many rules)

Suzy: Dad, I’m sorry I scratched the couch!

Dad: It’s okay, just don’t do it again.

2 minutes later

Suzy: Dad, I’m sorry I picked my nose.

Dad: Yeah, we don’t pick our noses or they bleed.

2 minutes later

Suzy: Dad, I’m sorry I kicked the chair.

Dad: Yeah, it’s okay, don’t worry about it.

repeat ad nauseum

next day

Suzy: Mom, I need to tell you a secret.

Mom: Suzy, if you’re saying sorry for something, I don’t want to hear it!

Suzy: I won’t mom, I just need to tell you a secret.

Mom: okay

Suzy: Mom, I’m sorry I jumped on the floor.

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