Urgent advice for 2012: Watch your spiritual cholesterol

Recently someone in my doctor's office called to inform me I'm old.

“Mr. Wright, we noticed you turned 40 this year. It’s time for a full physical, don’t you think?”

No, no, I don’t.

“When would you like to schedule it?”

I wouldn’t.

“Perfect, we’ll see you next week.”

Yes, I went. Yes, it was very thorough. Yes, the doctor spent so much time examining me that if he ever bumps into my cholesterol at a grocery store, he should stop and say “Hi!”

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