“Mr. Wright, we noticed you turned 40 this year. It’s time for a full physical, don’t you think?”
No, no, I don’t.
“When would you like to schedule it?”
“Perfect, we’ll see you next week.”
Yes, I went. Yes, it was very thorough. Yes, the doctor spent so much time examining me that if he ever bumps into my cholesterol at a grocery store, he should stop and say “Hi!”