12 Hilarious Answers to Who Would Make the Best Church Ball Players of All Time

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Editor's note: The following responses have been edited for clarity.

When it comes to church basketball things can get a little . . . intense. But somewhere between the rampant elbowing and technical fouls, there is glory to be found, if you have the right people. That's why it's vital to make sure you have a dream team of incredible ballers. 

So we asked you who you would want on you church ball team and your answers were simply awesome. Here are just a few of our favorites.

fraleyiii Shadrach, Meshach, and Abinago cause they won't get burned.
fraleyiii Three on three with the three Nephites. They have endurance and travel skills.
thompsonbunch11 Steve Young 😘‼️
fraleyiii Ammon cause he would be up in arms.
krickette03 Napoleon Dynamite.
watercolor_wolf All of the stripling warriors and their moms.
7ledesmas The Avengers.
logan_cook_President Nelson . . . lol, he’s more fit than I am😂
fraleyiii Samuel the Lamanite cause he ain't skerd and he has dash skills.
thebookofabrahamisasmokinggun Porter Rockwell.
chroniclesofcbass Angel Moroni because he can appear and disappear anytime he wants.
rawaztec99 I need Elder Holland on mine not to play but he will say something so inspirational that the whole team will play unstoppable 😂

Excited (or not excited) about church ball? Check out our hilarious new Magnify Your Colin video to discover "the truth" behind church basketball.

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