Funny Bones, 1925

Good Service

Clerk: “Now that you’ve seen all the blankets in the store, which one do you wish?”

Lady: “Well, I was only looking for a friend, and I didn’t expect to buy.”

Clerk: “Well, ma’am, if you think she’s in that remaining blanket up there, I’ll take it down for you.”

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