In the Belly of the Whale

The story of Jonah and the whale found in the Old Testament is familiar. God told Jonah to go to Ninevah and preach repentance. Instead, Jonah ran away. But God knows EVERYTHING. And he has the whole of Oceania at his command. Hence, Jonah was swallowed by a whale. But seriously, who gets swallowed by whales these days?

How to get swallowed by a whale:

Well, I do, for one. And it's not always for what I might recognize as blatant disobedience.

Take for instance, these less obvious but probably more common ways to be swallowed by a whale:

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