Please, pay no heed to Jimmer’s grassroots bid. In fact, I implore you not to elect The Jimmer as mayor of Sacramento, or governor of California. Republican or Democrat, independent or whatever party Trump invents, Jimmer must not be voted into the oval office of the greatest country in the world either. Or even king of Canada.
I am here to stop this shortsighted movement in its tracks. Think for just a moment of the ramifications!