Through the miracle of search engine technology and WikiLeaks, I was able to uncover this document from a recently held board meeting of the Adversary and his minions. Luckily, none of it has been redacted, and there is plenty to show how the battle plan is unfolding for the dark side... Meeting Minutes of Adversarial Services - US Division
Date: 9/20/2012
Location: Hades
In attendance: Adversary, Head Minion-in-charge of US Operations (HM), Special Assignment Imps (SAI).