I’m going to break some news to you. It’s very difficult and you’ve probably never heard about it. Certainly the Washington Post hasn’t.
Are you sitting down? I hope you’re sitting down. OK. Well, some religions include teachings on sex. Actual doctrines.
There, there, I knew that this would be difficult. I’m so sorry I had to be the one to tell you.
OK, here’s the lede of a huge story in the Washington Post today: