There is really no place like Primary. With singing time, coloring pages, and snack breaks, it may be the most fun room at church. But can you imagine what it would be like if Gru's loveable minions started going to primary? Here's what we think that might look like.
They would take singing time to a whole new level.
They might get a little over-excited singing "Jesus wants me for a sun . . . BEAM!"
They may be tempted to jazz up the happy birthday songs just a bit.
They are going to think "Once There Was a Snowman" is hilarious.
And we'd better be prepared to break the news when they take "Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree" a little too literally.
They would give the end-of-class cleanup song some extra flair.