Let’s face it. Breaking up is hard to do. Sayings like, “Let’s just be friends,” or “It’s not you—it’s me,” sometimes work. I mean, they’re classics if not a bit overused and perhaps a little trite. But did you know that the scriptures happen to be an excellent source of creative breakup lines? Here are just a few:
Thanks to Hank Smith and his great talk, "Breakup With the World" for helping us come up with the idea.
1. “You draw near unto me with your mouth, but your heart is far from me.”
This cheeky one is inspired by Matthew 15:8: “This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.”
2. “Touch me not, for God shall smite you.”
You can always go straight up Abinadi and tell them to back off! (Mosiah 13:3).
3. “Get thee behind me, [insert name]: thou art an offense unto me.”
Nothing better to get rid of someone than to compare them to Satan (Matthew 16:23). (Though that might be a bit harsh.)
4. “I shall lay you aside and look for something better.”
This one comes from counsel the Lord gave to the early Saints in New York. “And verily I say unto thee that thou shalt lay aside the things of this world, and seek for the things of a better” (D&C 25: 10).
5. “But, wo, wo, unto you that are not pure in heart.”
Jacob was serious about the chastity of his people—you should be too! (Jacob 3:3)