16 Hilariously Awful Mormon Pick-up Lines

BYU Magazine published a few hilarious Mormon pickup lines that were so good, we just had to add them to our all-time favorite list.

These Mormon pickup lines are perfect for an awkward first-line at an EFY dance or even a YSA mix-n-mingle. So just in case you need a really cheesy pick-up line sometime, just check out our handy list of the top 16!

  1. I just got off my mission, and I’m looking for my next companion.  
  2.  Is your name Virtue? Because you’ve been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly. 
  3. I was reading the Book of Numbers last night, and I realized I didn’t have yours.
  4. You seem familiar. Did we meet in the pre-existence?
  5. Can you bring your feelings for me to the church Thursday night at 7? Because I’m pretty sure it’s mutual.
  6. Are you the iron rod? Cause I want to hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
  7. Guy says: “You know, I’m constantly on a spiritual high.” Girl: “Oh yeah? Why?” Guy: “Because not even Moses got to see a vision every day—and I get to see you.”
  8. Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes. 
  9. (While dancing) "You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris." "Why?" "Because without him, there'd be another 116 pages between us."
  10. Is your name Ammon? Because you’re disarming.
  11. Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
  12. I knew I’d feel the Spirit at EFY, but I didn’t think I’d see an angel!
  13. The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back
  14. What’s a celestial boy/girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
  15. Wait, is your name _____? You’re not going to believe this, but your name is in my patriarchal blessing.
  16. Are you Laban’s sword? Because you are exceedingly fine.

Have you got even more Mormon pickup lines up your sleeve? Tell us your favorite ones in the comments!

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