As a convert, I still remember how freaked out people were when I told them that I was making this change in my life. They came at me with all kinds of questions and accusations of the church, reasons why they felt I should be scared of the church and all its “secrets”. Now having been a member of this church for 7+ years, I can unequivocally dispel a few of those rumors, and that’s what I’d like to do here today.